Whether as a punishment or as a reward, the fates have decreed that you will spend eternity having sex with nuns. Better be careful though, they are 'Brides of Christ', and if he catches you at it he'll pull out your pubic hair.
Are You Damned?
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Atheism
You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.
Ha! I intend to be a coral fish hotel at www.eternalreefs.com
Okay, the Eternal Reef is a wee bit creep, even for me!!!
I got atheism too. ;/
Atheism cubed.
Y'all are Godless... Where is that Fat Bitch from Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy, when I need her.
Damnit what was her name, she was the crazy religious woman.
Ryan: You amd me are having sex with nuns for eternity. See you there, save me a seat!
I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't!
I am Heaven. Who knew I was so holy! Its probably because I picked the Virgin Mary as my favorite virgin.
Heaven
Pure as the driven snow, you are waiting until the afterlife for your reward. Maybe you have had to repress some urges, screw down some feelings, squash some temptations and sometimes stop yourself from having fun. Don't worry. It's probably been worth it.
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