Thursday, November 30, 2006

Another Nornna Classic - Nornna Dancing to Nelly

God, I just love her. I am a sick, sick man!
Her dancing skills are top notch.
She will be trying out for the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance."

With the Right Song and Dance, You Can Get Away With Murder

Thanks to Joy and Flix, I have decided to post my favorite dance routine from Chicago, one of my favorite musicals/movies of all time. I have seen the stage show four time, and was not disappointed with the movie version. I can't believe CZJ didn't break a hip filming all of the song and dance scenes and you know Renee was hopped up on Coke the entire shoot!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Their Uniforms Are Such a Turn Off

Sex With Nuns
Whether as a punishment or as a reward, the fates have decreed that you will spend eternity having sex with nuns. Better be careful though, they are 'Brides of Christ', and if he catches you at it he'll pull out your pubic hair.

Are You Damned?
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This Must Be My Homo Ghetto Shiznit Name

We see your skinny geek ass. Yeah, it's pathetic. But not to worry, we also see what you really want to be inside; you want to be the shiznit. The goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit, yo.

But let us tell you this: you'll never get anywhere without a suitably awe-inspiring name - and that's where we come in. See, through our years of research, we've developed a way to take your (currently humdrum, boring, middle class nerd) name and turn it into something special. We'll make you be somebody, yo.

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Ass Machine Shizzlemah.
What's yours?
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Looking for the Escape Hatch

I have just finished listening to the new Gwen Stefani LP, "The Sweet Escape." Verdict... It sucks, and sucks hard. Why is she rehashing all of the same crap on this album?!? Now don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed 2004's "Love. Angel. Music. Baby.," but It seems as if she actually regressed on this album instead of maturing. She actually refers to L.A.M.B. in every song on the new album! It is wrong, wrong, wrong! I swear I could write better lyrics for half if not all of the songs on "The Sweet Escape." Gwen, I beg you to give up this solo effort and rejoin No Doubt.

Highlights of the Album: "The Sweet Escape" and "Wind it Up"... and this is me being generous!

Lowlights of the Album: ALL OF THE OTHER SONGS

Sunday, November 26, 2006

OMG I am so lazy!

I have negleted my blogging duties over the past few weeks. Here is a fun quiz to tide everyone over!
You Are Corona

You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The Hotness that is Jake

There Should Only Be One!
LogoThere are:
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Top of the World

I am trying to gather my thoughts on last night's concert while at the same time trying to get rid of this damn hangover.
Here is my favorite Dixie Chicks song and video to get all of you through your day. And yes, depressing songs are my favorite songs in the world

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Getting Ready This Morning

I woke up this morning in such a great mood. I had to capture my great disposition with my camera because I am usually in a crappy mood in the AM. Off to see the Dixie Chicks tonight!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Ryan: Cable Television Star

Here is a segment from the VH1 Storytellers: Dixie Chicks concert that I attended in September. Look for my ass between 7:07-16.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Who will be People's Sexiest Man Alive 2006

I believe the honor will go to either "Grey's Anatomy," Patrick Dempsey or the star of the recent theatrical release "The Prestige," Hugh Jackman. Personally I think it should be Jake Gyllenhaal, but People Magazine tends to give their cover to dudes over 30.



Sen. Hillary Clinton, speaking at a Kingston campaign stop this morning, joined the chorus of Democrats criticizing Sen. John Kerry for what the former presidential candidate has called a joke gone awry. "What Sen. Kerry said was inappropriate," she said.

Bullshit, that was no joke! What an idoit, trying to backpedal out of this one! I listened to the audio both on the radio and on television. He needs to shut his god damn mouth and get the hell off the political stage. I understand where Kerry is coming from, but this kind orhetoricic could hurt the Democrats chances in the run up to the election. Even though I hate all career politicians, Democrats and Republics alike, I have to give props to those Democrats criticizing Kerry.